No thanks....

I rarely buy things like this, but thought I would go ahead and pick up something to spice up the night life with my husband. I knew I wouldn't be taking pictures of anyone modeling this, because I would have to blur out way too much, not to mention it is something my husband alone gets to see. But I figured we would try it one time regardless of what my followers might think of me.   The listing calls this a G string and thong underwear. But they are not. This is a pair of crotchless panties that are done in lace and are actually very pretty. They have the waistband and lace, but then have straps to go around the legs, keeping the center completely open. There is no g string capability or thong look to them in the least. They call them floral, but there is only one flower on them and hte rest is lace and elastic. They have some decent stretch to them, but that is not saying much because by the time you stretch them to fit, you lose any shape and visual appeal.   The pair I got is VERY small. There is only one size to choose from, so you can't select a size that might fit your body. And with the average size of women being much larger than the one size fits all size on their Amazon listing, I am seriously wondering how many women can actually fit in to these. The size says it fits most women, which is simply not true, and then lists the waist size as being 22-30" and the weight being 90-132 lbs. I admit, I am a FAR cry from that weight, being almost double that and plus size, but thought maybe if I buy them I would have something to aspire for and an end goal. But after seeing them, I doubt that will happen. It was an absolute waste of money for me. There is no way I could EVER fit in to these, no matter how much weight I lose or how much I strive to be small enough.    My husband and I got a good laugh out of these. We said they are more like a garter than a pair of undies. I could probably wear them on one leg right now, and even his sister would not fit in these and she is tiny. My sister was always super small, a size 0 or 2 through most of her high school career, and even at her smallest, I doubt she would have fit in them.   If you are looking for a pair of sexy undies, these are definitely sexy, but don't think you will fit in them. Even if you are super tiny and fall within the waist and weight suggestions given on their site, don't expect them to fit. They are super small. They do have stretch, but even with stretch I doubt they would fit the way they are intended or they way they look in the pictures. I don't know where they got their pictures from, but the pair I received are definitely nothing like the ones shown.   All of that said, this is a no for sure. Don't even bother.