great vibe, bad button placement

Ok, first of all, this thing is great. My only problem with it is where the buttons are placed. If one were to get a little excited during use and move their hand, it is very easy to accidentally change the speed or turn it off. 

10 modes for deep vibrations means 3 constant speeds and then 7 variable ones. I like the medium high constant. Ive always thought patterns were a bit of a waste... but thats me. 

They claim that: The personal dildo vibrator is whisper quiet that you can't hear it in the next room with the door closed, even in a house with thin walls. I beg to differ. I left it in my room turned on and could clearly hear it in the next room over. So this isnt a toy you want to use if the house is quiet or if someone has really good hearing. Its not chainsaw loud, but it does make noise. 

The claim: This dildo vibrator is made of Medical Silicone, smooth, safe, healthy, odorless, easy to clean. And it's 100% waterproof, you can use it in bathroom, or taking a shower, to give a incredible sex pleasure. Theyre right about easy to clean and being smooth. The only issue I could see is where the plastic meets the silicone. Clean carefully there. 

The claim: The vibrator design is so easy to charge and works well-fully charges on USB charger for 1.5 hours, which can provide about 80 mins of continuous pleasure after one full charge.... mine took a little longer to charge and certainly lasted a while. I dont think it was 80 minutes worth but then again, I didnt use it constantly for 80 minutes. 

The claim: We will strictly pack and deliver the Vibrating Dildo so that nobody knows what it is.  They do. It comes in a box that is unremarkable and its inside an amazon box to boot... so rest assured your delivery guy won't know what you're up to.